"Please!" Remy begged
"Absolutely not."
"Why not?"
" Because you can't."
"I hate that answer! Then let Mrs. Rudy teach me!"
"I thought you wanted to learn to drive the car, not learn about the back seat of the car." his father shoot back
"It was just that one time...but lets not stay on that! Please! Please" Remy got on his knees and put a death grip on his fathers leg
"Fine."
"Remy that's a stop sign!"
"So?"
"So stop!"
Screeee
"Not in the middle of the intersection Go! go!"
"Make up your mind!"
"Remy what does the straight yellow line mean to your left?"
"No Passing"
" Right, then would you mind getting on the correct side?!"
"Sure. I see a cute blond over there anyway."
"Where?"
"Two lanes over."
"Our father who art in heaven..."
Screech!
"Man she went into the building! Hey papa..."
"They do not have a drive through and they don't want one."
"Darn."
"What have I done? Tell me what was so evil? Pleaseee! Remy watch out for those chickens!"
"Where?"
"In front of mmph!"
"Papa why'd you get a chicken?"
"It flew into my lap!"
"Chickens can't fly! Can they?"
"Remy hands on wheel now!"
"Papa this is fun! And we picked up dinner along the way!"
"I think I'm going to be sick. Stop the car."
"Can't."
"Why?"
"The police would get me, they've been following us for a couple of blocks now."
"Remy those are sirens stop!"
Screeeeech
"Not here!"
"Why not now?"
"Were on the railroad tracks!"
"So?"
"With a train!"
"Cops train, are you driving or me?"
"Go!"
"That's it get in the back."
"Why?"
"You can't drive that's why!"
"I'm learning'!"