1. And it did happen that there came to be born the child Scott Summers, whose name means 'He who has no personality' and Jean Grey. And it came to happen that there was born Jean Grey again. And once more did it happen that there came to be Jean Grey. And once more it came to pass that there was born Jean Grey.

2. And Saint Peter did roll his eyes unto the heavens and ask of the Lord
"Did you have to give her the season ticket, Lord?"

3. And it came to pass that Mr Sinister learned of the high Jean potential, and he did make one for himself, using some cardboard tubes and some double-sided sticky tape. And it happened that she did repay her fathers kindness by leaving him and never returning. And he crieth out to the sky of his frustrations.

4. And the sky replieth unto him
"I know what you mean, mate. Kids nowadays. Bloody terrible, ennit?"

5. And it came to happen that Rachel was there, and she argueth with Saint Peter for another season ticket. And he sayeth
"Well, have you got a valid passport?"
And she replieth to him
"Of course not, I'm from the bloody future!"
And he sayeth unto her
"Well, if I let you through without a passport, they'd all want to get in, wouldn't they?"

6. And yea did she argue mightily with him, for she possessed the Phoenix force, and unlimited power, and Yea, a rather nifty costume. But truly did even she cower in terror at the faceless dread of Lord Bureacracy, and his demon-spawn, Lord Red Tape, Lord Fill in These Forms, Please, and Lord I'm Afraid it's been Lost in the Post.

7. And Scott did say unto one of his Jeans
"Quick, we had better know one another, there is someone from the future who is bound to be one of ours."

8. And so did Scott and Jean know one another, so that the child Rachel could be born, even though there was no need for this according to the rules.

1. And did it happen that there was Cable, whom had not been known before, though all knew him now. And he was cursed by the house of Liefield, to ever be drawn looking like a chicken.

2. And he did pray unto the Lord, saying
"Lord, release me from the Liefield curse, for I look like a chicken, and I would like to lose this big gun"

3. And Scott did look upon a Jean and say
"Quick, we had better know one another, there is someone from the future who is bound to be one of ours."

4. And so did Scott and Jean know one another, so that the child Cable could be born, even though there was no need for this according to the rules.

5. And it came to pass that there was Bishop, who was from the future. And his skin was dark as the midnight sun. And Scott did look upon a Jean and say
"Quick, we...

6. And Jean did interrupteth him, saying
"Somehow, I don't think this one's ours."

1. And so did the Summers family wage mighty war upon the Apocalypse, as he did wage mighty war upon the people of the world, and they did all make one hell of a mess. And the war raged on, unknown by the people of the world, except those who lived next door and called round to complain about the noise.

2. And so it came to pass that Apocalypse was slain once by the Summers family, and he crieth out a great curse upon them.
"May you eat in McDonalds for the rest of your days!!! I will have revenge!!!"

3. And the Summers did look upon his dying form and say unto him
"Verily, thou art not going to return to life, art thou? That truly is not fair"
And he replieth unto them, with great bitterness in his eyes, and a slice of lemon
"Who are you to talk?"

4. And the man called Cable did speak of a time in the future, whence did he fight a mighty battle against the one called Apocalypse, and he spoke of being alongside those of his family. And the crowd asked disbelievingly
"What, ALL of them?!?"

And he replieth unto them all
"Yea, this be two thousand years afore our time, and truly it was known that all who lived were related unto the Summers. Except for Gambit, because he's annoying."

5. And the people crieth out
"Why should we believeth thou, who art a mutant, and who doth look like a chicken?"
And he did tower above them, and verily did wave his gun at them, which was illegal in a public place.
And they did discredit him, and laugh at his big gun, saying
"We are men of the Nineties. We know that size isn't important"

1. And truly did the mutants roam the world, great and powerful beings who brought a time of great storylines, and real characters. And the people were happy for a great time.
And the people did learn much of these beings, and did discuss their natures late unto the evenings until the pubs closed. And they did form the three great teachings, the three fonts of wisdom from the fountain of RACMX. And these teachings were
"Thou shalt never ask if Bobby is gay."
"Thou shalt never post a Casting Call."
"We already Knoweth Five Bloody Ways for Rogue to Get Laid, Thank you Very Much."

2. And it came to pass that the world grew dark, and the great beings grew thin and dull. Although Cable was happy, as he was rid of the curse of Liefield, and no longer looketh like a chicken.
And the people of the world crieth out unto the lord
"Lord, rid us of this curse! Rid us of the presence of he who is known as BOB!"

3. And the Lord replieth
"Truly, it would cost money, and his presence is too deeply entwined in this world. But how about I get rid of the Glossy Paper for you, instead?"

And woe, there was much suffering.