Minister: I now pronounce you man and wife.
Joseph: Kiss me, baby!
Rogue: Oh Gawd!
Minister: I feel His presence.
God: You really shouldn't have married him,Rogue.
Rogue:Screw you! He has a really big...
Minister: *AHEM*
God: You will pay for your sins,bitch.
Rogue: Are ya the devil or God? Damn.
God: That was an insult, Bastard-Child.
Rogue: Whatever.
The Reception
Rogue: I wonder what this is. She remarked trying to shake a present from Remy that was huge.
Hank: Remy said not to shake it. He doesn't want to blow your surprise.
Rogue: Uhhhhhhhh... Sure.
Joseph: Rogue, can we go?
Rogue: Why?
Joseph: We haven't...you know....in hours.
Rogue: No!!!!
Hank: We want the garter.
Men: GARTER!GARTER!GARTER!
Rogue: Okay!
Hank catches it and then Rogue tosses the boquet.But, no one catches it because it flew through a window in the church.
Trash: Dammit, Rogue. You through it too far.
Rogue: Oh well. Let's open presents.
After two hours of opening blenders she finally arrives at Remy's present.
Rogue: Ooohhhh, it's big! She slowly opens it and finds.......
Hank: A NUCLEAR WARHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It blows up and as we glance at the scene we hear a voice from the rubble.
Rogue: WHY GOD? WHY? WHY GOD?
God: Told you that you'd pay, Bastard child!
Hey guys it's been great . How is that for the suprise ending that has been demanded?--Jer